I was reading an article in 1 of those magazines n WOW!!! They all write guyz r like Kim Siew(animals)..... Oni want girl face cantik body nice n S*X????

R we really like that???????

I admit we do look at girl face n body la... I tink even girl got c guy... But juz 4 fun ma.. See See entertain ur eyes abit =D....

We juz say dun mean we oni wan that.... I tink guyz prefer a smart/ understanding/ funny/ sweet girl compared to a beautiful/ Sexy body girl.....

A relationship wid talking many jokes havin fun etc... Always entertained alot stuff do n say is far better off den a relationship wid a beautiful hot girl whr 4 most guys it just means staring at her... N maybe 4 some HIAO CHENG they will try their best to touch watever dey can..... =.=''

Guyz juz look n see n talk nia de.... In da end we see inner beauty not outer....

Outer beauty last 4 a few years b4 u grow old....

But inner beauty last forever!!!!!!!!!

Well In my opinion we prefer dat smart remark, funny jokes, sweet look when u c us, understand whenever we late or do smth wrong, that wide smile n those bright shiny eyes which glow when we r near u.... We prefer all that compared to some beautiful face n hot body which will wrinkle away in mayb 20 years ta come........

So girlz... Dun tink boys so Kim Siew(animal) la... We arn't.... Though da way we tok n act abit la... But tat juz 4 fun ma... We joking... ( Exception to some reli idiot HIAO CHENG guys la)...

We see girl also sumtime very scary when da girl like shake here shake thr... Show this show that... Wear till show alot stuff(sendiri understand wad stuff k?)...

So basically we both same la... Dun so negative abt us la... ZzZzz

Well i thought very long abt this n i came to da same conclusion... In life we wear many different masks for different occasions... Always changing a new mask for sumtin else...

I myself hav a few maskz.... When wid frenz i put on the noisy, cakap banyak mask.... Always tok alot tok here tok thr make alot noise... Den say alot bad word also....

Den wid family i change da quiet gud boy mask... Become super polite n gud... No badword can fly out frm my mouth 1.... Even my frenz who got a ride frm me all say the moment i sit in da car im a different person... So polite n gud.. Not me at all... Dun bliv go ask them lorh... >.<

Den go tuition pulak leh.. Nid c lor.. If normal tuition wid fren is noisy tok alot mask lor... If the teacher know my dad den i put on super quiet polite mask......

Moving on to church leh... Normally is use religious quiet gud boy mask... I bcome so gud boy.. Quietly listen ta teacher tok alot abt this n that...

The question is... I have all these maskz... N i dun nid tink it will AUTO come on... SO WHICH IS DA REAL ME??? I also dunno which 1 is the real me... The part with no mask... I cant differentiate when im wearing da mask n when im not....

In my opinion hor.. Evry1 shd ask themself this question lo.... Coz till now i still wonder... When am i really me n when am i juz pretending to b sumtin im not??????

My com had some technical issues so i late post this story 1 day.. SRRY YA!!!!!!!!!!

This is a story abt Puan. 爆血管 lo... Pls dun tell her i write her at my blog o... TYTY 4 not reportin a DAI LOU's N DAI KA JIE's... HAHA

Well.. Ytd hor... Puan. 爆血管came our class say got ppl write 1 girl de bad thing on table coz she steal ppl bf.... Write full table n she like accuse our class ppl lor.... Den that table writing is like a week ago punya ting n da table alrdy throw to discipline thr to cuci......

Den she said that ytd(day before lah) dat got ppl write our class blackboard full of bad thing abt dat girl.... N dat girl cry n go report den Mr. Protector of Mr. Retard took pic of tha crime wid his phone...

Den we keep tell Puan. 爆血管 dat not us write.. we not in class also.. 4 periods go sc lab..... But she keep tell us dun like this la.... If u pro go steal back bf dun nid write here....

We whole class like WTF!!!!! We form 5 girl form 1.... Y wan fight wid form1.... Which form 5 wud go find form1...????? Unless totally retarded la of coz... ZzZz

We were like... EH PUAN. 爆血管 SURE GOT LOW IQ........ SO BODOH........ HOW COULD WE DO WEN WE NOT IN CLASS....... N Y WOULD WE....... IDIOT LOW IQ PUAN.爆血管!!!!!!!!!! HAHA

So guys if u read the first post of Mr. Retard.... This is its sequel n im planning to make many more coz the stories of his idiotic behaviour can nvr end... Hehe

Todays story very funny 1... Whole class laugh nice nice

It started as Mr. Tall was kacauing Mr. Retard like always.. I sit in front of Mr. Retard n well I biasa le din giv a fuck... But my fren beside me Mr. Trombone was like sleepin.. Den Mr. Retard luan so much he beh soyk call him SHUT UP !!! Den instead of shutting the fuck up Mr. Retard went n kick his chair.. DEN..........................

Mr. Trombone stood up, turned around n threw Mr. Retard water bootle ( very childish de bottle) on the floor n took his whole desk n push it down... All Mr. Retard stuff fell down...

WOOOF !!!! WOOOF !!! WOOOF!!! Mr. Retard started barking like a dog... Actually no la... But he mumble n blabber so much we dunno WTF he say so we juz know he bark bark lor....

Den Mr. Retard kept making noise n we kept say him this n that lo... Keep say his ass coz we all beh syok him....

" 我到底做错了什么事!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mr. Retard yelled at full power.......

Mr. Com Pro replied " Nth u din do anytin wrong"

Den I came in n added " 你身出来就是错了!!!!!!!!!!" HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Whole class laugh 99......... Mr. Retard also AM TE!!!!!!

TY TY for supporting my blog lo guyz..... Mr. Retard volume 3 will come out as soon as i get a new story ta tell... BB for now.... ®ĴΦՖĦ™© will bring u more Mr. Retard stories/ funny stories n many more stuff in future.... SO STAY TUNED =D

The poem "The road not taken" is reli a poem I feel connected to.....

I always wonder how would my life b if i didn't go chinese skul n stuck wid Tamil/Malay skul....

Would life hav been different???????

In chinese skul leh.... Cannot say ez ta mix wid ppl la.... Stand out as only black coloured ppl.... Some see me as alien or sum kind of diff ppl.....

Along the way I've made many frenz... Known many ppl... Had a great n fun experience(not in love life though)................

All ppl like gimme many special name like HEI REN, BLACK MAN, BLACK ASS, GUINESS STOUT etc..... So many name.... Use JOSHUA/ JOSH KENOT MEH??? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haiz... I wonder if i were at tamil/malay skul... Would things b different? Would i b like normal normal wid all of them? Called by my normal name? Juz b normal student not so outstanding???? N mayb get a GF for once??? Haha....

Well I guess im kiddin myself coz juz like in tha poem... Once u chooze a road u cant go back... Ur stuck wid it... So i gotta make do wid wad i haf???

Its kinda ok to make do wid wad i haf... But i wan more... I wan alot more...... I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well.... After some time of thinking.... I tink i can study le... I HOPE!!!!!!

Try try lor.... Take book n concertrate 100%... Dun suddenly teringat stuff haven do or abt game o anytin..... Immerse myself into the darn boring book n try 2 rmb wad i see....

Too bad I aint born wid photographic memory.... Then I would b CLB GOD!!!! Juz see 1 time rmb 4 life... Hami pun will know... No ppl can win coz hami thing even essay all ingat like how u ingat da time u get ur 1st kiss or smth ( I haven get 1st kiss b4 yet T_T MOM de no count) haha =D......

Well to all my frenz out thr studying 4 exam arh.. GAMBATEH LO!!!! JIA YOU JIA YOU!!!!!!!! GUD LUCK!!!! We can succeed together XD..... With 90% hard work n 10% Pray to GOD???? Heh

Sienz... Exam comin but we all no mood study!!!!!!!!!!!

Wad u read go in frm ur eyes go out frm ur ASS!!!

Walao EH kenot rmb anytin i dunno wad ta do....

Den in class wan listen also kenot... CB teacher so boring n lame... They like read str8 frm text book(like a robot) how to listen la... Can die o....

Really big DILEMMA.................

This exam me die??? HOPE NOT..... =.=

Sien la... Life so boring.. Girlz r.... HAIZ!!! NO MOOD SAY.....

KNN la... Y is road to luv a road so hard to take? A road full of obstacles? Full of deviations... Never heading to the true end? TO LOVE?....

Life is cruel yet charming....

We like the days whr we r happy... With our loved ones.... Family, frenz, maybe loverz? The problem is... Not everyday is sweet n lively.... The sad days suck.....

Days when ur fren simply dulan simple scold so suck.... Den at home pulak sumtimes scold abt exam or no study also sien... Most suck is when girl bo reply u... DAT SUCKS N HURTZ THE MOST!!!!

But wad 2 do its life... We cant bend life to our likeing.... It is bended by fate n destiny... So r we fated 2 forever b tormented by pain n suffering until the day we hit the right path?????

OMG LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exam cmin soon in skulz near u =D

Sum of my frenz haf started examz d.... Well can oni wish dem gud luck...

To my frenz who haven leh(includin me)...... STUDY HARD!!! WORK HARD!!! GUD LUCK!!!

This year SPM year takut betul 1.... Hami scholarship or go college also nid still skul result 4 this year... N stupid CLB teacher luv 2 make exam paper so hard... How we wan apply stuff when result look so shyt?....

CB THEM!!!!

If we get ez paper like St.Mark or smth la we sure all 7x/8x/9x marks.... no nid worry apply wad also not so problem... But da teacher pian pian wan make so hard... Make us all DULAN THEM...

But got use also la... hard exam make us study more hard n bcome more pro... Later on SPM will b more like a piece of cake for us compared 2 other skul ppl lorh...

I wonder if the gud we get frm it can cover up 4 tha bad lorh...ZzzzZzzz

ERRR.... Well tmr is bands big day... CONCERT DAY!!!! =.="

I wonder... Can pull it off bo???? Bo lang beh ticket pun... Like so little ppl buy... OK de ma???
Sei lorh.... But wad 2 do la those idiots find such a sucking date... 1 week b4 exam whr got ppl wan 2 go... all study like SIAO LANG de.........

BODOH BETUL!!!

Haiz wad 2 do also... They no brain think b4 they do sumting...

Den they made concert t-shirt... Call us pay RM20... See da t-shirt look like pasar malam RM5 punya barang de... So ugly + shitty.... Alot black stains on the print n terrible colour choosing... PUI!!! stupid concert AJK dunno choose colour... USE ASS THINK also know its horrible but they still choose.... Black t-shirt wid green sleeve n collar + a rainbow colour treble clef at front...... Da treble clef looks like a pile of COLOURFUL SHIT!!!! DAMN PEK CHEK!!!

Today leh.... skul buat satu cultural fashion show lorh.... I tot very sien... Juz waste time sit thr.... But OMG it was so da opposite....

It started normal la... All diff ppl in diff clothes come out walk walk... Den OMG!! got guy in like loin cloth n underpants... SO FREAKING FUNNY!!! We even could see his damn underpants... Gud brand de n black n white straps HAH!!!

Den got chinese emperor very cool!!! He come out wid his wife... Alot of copule walk together do show lor.... I even spotted a few wearing baju kebaya which looked like pinjam frm teacher de... HAHA!!! Look freaking old n worn out n very familiar... DE JA VU????

Overall it was quite a gud show.. Though lacks sum cute girlz.... N girlz cloth totally suck.. FULLY COVER UP =D.......... Well... Wad did u expect me ta say.. Of coz guyz wanna see little sumtin sumtin... LOLX...

HMMMMM...........................

LETS TALK ABT THA FUCKING RETARD IN MY CLASS!!!!

Hes really crazy one..... Always scream here scream thr... No one can understand wad tha hell he says... Really a pain in tha ass.....

Then theres a guy called MR. TALL.... He so luv bully Mr. RETARD.... Evrytime make him scream here scream thr... Cant even get some peace n quiet... WANNA SLEEP ALSO CANOT!!!

Really brainless.... Y cant ppl in my skul juz MTOB!!! KNS BETUL !!!

MTOB~~~ MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS.... LOLX....

Den one day Mr.TALL took Mr.RETARD's phone which he curi curi bring ta skul.... He help him sms a Ms.Luv Shake Ass ( U VERY BEAUTIFUL... I LIKE YOU)..... Den OMG!!! Mr.RETARD start screaming n even wrote a written apology to tha girl... HAH!!! Bodohnya!!! He so geli even he send 2 a million girlz dun tink even one will reply him... PITY !!!!!

I really wonder.... Does my english teacher LIKE OR HATE ME!!!!!

REALLY CRAZY!!! ONE DAY GUD ONE DAY SCOLD!!!!!

In Class... I really lazy do work one... Juz sit arnd n relax... Den he will purposely always call me do this do that.... As though he like me lidat will call me do stuff n ask me thing.... Sumtimes even come beside me ask stuff tok tok...

Sumdays PULAK he scold me like SIAO.... Hami pun scold... SCOLD THIS SCOLD THAT!!!! I also duno wads wrong.....

Haiz.... Really dunno la WTF wrong.... Cant he make up his mind.... Juz treat neutral enuf la... U MYOB I MYOB LA !!!!

MYOB~~~ MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS..... HAH !!!

I was goin thru da paperz... N WOW!!! I noticed a special article..... It read " Secretary bit off Boss Penis"!!!!....... Irresistible in my eyes... I read it....

It wad really abt a cheating wife who wad doing her boss..... The hubby thought sumting was fishy n hired a detective to find out wads goin on.... Well their luck was bad( especially da BOSS)... The detective followed them to a car park whr da car started 2 shake....

"OMG!!! WTF is happening in thr!!!" The detective said... So he drove his van n hit tha Bosses car.... Den during tat time the cheating wife was KAM LAN!!! With ta impact frm the knock... She squinted in fear n accidentally bite off her lovers DICK!! HAH!!!

Sakitnya!!! Then they take his severed DICK to hospital try put back on...

In my opinion... I hope his dick kenot put back... That'll teach him a lesson not to FUCK wid ppl wife... Fucking married ppl is no gud de... N thru tis story we all know dat.... DO BAD THING WILL KENA BACK!!!! SO NEVER EVER FOLLOW THIS IDIOT!!! NANTI U ALSO BO DICK!!! HAHA!!!

Well... Goin 2 Mid Bell High Skul(CLB) band juz killz ur spirit... It suck ur spirit n throws u into abyss.. It completely sucks away da happiness frm ur soul..

Though this is a damn well known fact n we put our heart n soul in to try n haf fun... There r sum suckerz who actually tink their noobiness r a great achievement n show off abt it... When i hear it... I like WTF like dat also HAOLEN!!! but since he fren i diam diam.... Mana tau he go blog abt my ass.... ITS PAYBACK TIME!!!

The story starts like this.... We saw MR. THICK SKIN.... so we asked him sumting like this...

Me : Erp... No Form 5 u Form 4 u din do section leader? Ur Form 3 do?

Mr. Thick Skin : Nvm la... I dun want 2 be....

Later on..................................

Me : Now u Form 5 le also no do giv Form 4 do?

Mr. Thick Skin : Nvm la... I lazy go... So much work.... I do clealiness(Rubbish Man) enuf....

Me : Eh den how bout now u y no play 1st still play 3rd score....

Mr.Thick Skin : Aiya... I dun care... I play my 3rd enuf.. Let juniour play 1st la..

Me: Wa... U dun wan do solo n play nice score meh... Ur juniour lai de wor...

Mr. Thick Skin : Nvm 1... I juz play my 3rd nice nice enuf... Dun trouble myself wid hard stuff....

Well... By this u can see how much a fucker he is.... But... Den... He even bought himself a new instrument worth 3K+.... N for wad... to play 3rd... Noob Score?

Haiz.... He feels he got his own instrument so pro... He dun realize we all tink he LAPSAP buy 3K+ instrument but kenot even play properly... He down right sucks at playing 1... He's juniour even form 1 or form 2 also look more promising n btr den him...

DuDeZ N ChIcKz.... If u all ever see MR. THICK SKIN.... N know who I'm talking abt... Pls tell him...